“Alright listen up ya gits, my name iz Peetuh Burna Puncha, and I was bitten by a Real Wyrd Spidah! After krumping da bug-fing, I lurnt that it gave me strange spidah powaz, and for da past… Wun, Five… er-ZOG IT Years! I’ve been da one, da only SPIDA-ORK!”
In Noo Gork City, he protects da otha gitz on da ground from bigger, meaner gitz who pick on little guys who can’t possibly do much fightin’. He paints himself Red and Blue to be real fast and real lucky, and arms himself with a “Spida-Klaw” and “Web-Shootah” to krump bad-gitz. And cleats. He doesn’t need it, he just likes it.
The end result of playing too much Warhammer in my free time while learning Spider-Verse won the Golden Globe for Best Animated Film! And so a doodle spiraled out of control into this thing.
Also Featuring:
J. Junka Jamezog: He really wants pictures of Spider-Ork!
The Vulture DA BURD BRAIN: Warboss Loota of da sky!
Venom VENUM: AKA “WE ARE DA GOOP”
Norman NORM OZBUGG: Aka DA GREEN GOBBLA. A weedy, but kunnin’ grot who becomes a giant big boss of a gretchin after drinking a substance called “Da Gud Stuff”. In other words Grom the Paunch as a supervillain… Also his hat is a Squig.
Dok Okk: “GET OUTTA MAH SHOP PEETUH”
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